Darn Women Drivers

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=70 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="42e00460egerdp.jpg"> <div> <B>Darn Women Drivers</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=165 BGCOLOR="#0000BF" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="id788.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Oil Change"><U><B><IMG SRC="42a0f0f0.png" border=0 width="15" height="15" ALT="previous" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id795.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Punctuation"><U><B><IMG SRC="42b0f0f0.png" border=0 width="15" height="15" ALT="next" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><B>       </B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" WIDTH="15"><B>  </B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" WIDTH="15"></div> <div> <A HREF="id60.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Stuff"><U><B>Funny Stuff</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id613.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Women Men Stuff"><U>Women & Men Stuff</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id614.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="7 Degrees of a blonde"><U>7 Degrees of a blonde</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id788.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Oil Change"><U>Oil Change</U></A></div> <div> <B>Darn Women Drivers</B></div> <div> <A HREF="id795.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Punctuation"><U>Punctuation</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id615.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Three Wise Women"><U>Three Wise Women</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id557.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Blonde Joke"><U>Blonde Joke</U></A></div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=410 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Driving to work this morning I looked over to my left and noticed a </div> <div> woman in a brand new Mustang. She was doing about 70 miles per hour, and</div> <div> she had her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! </div> <div> I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was</div> <div> halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!! It scared me so</div> <div> bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other</div> <div> hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using my knees against</div> <div> the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my shoulder and ear,</div> <div> fell into the coffee cup between my legs, and disconnected an important phone call! </div> <div>  </div> <div> Darn women drivers!!!  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>