7 Degrees of a blonde

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=70 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="42e00460egerdp.jpg"> <div> <B>7 Degrees of a blonde</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=165 BGCOLOR="#0000BF" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="id613.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Women Men Stuff"><U><B><IMG SRC="42a0f0f0.png" border=0 width="15" height="15" ALT="previous" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><B>   </B><A HREF="id788.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Oil Change"><U><B><IMG SRC="42b0f0f0.png" border=0 width="15" height="15" ALT="next" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><B>       </B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" WIDTH="15"><B>  </B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" WIDTH="15"></div> <div> <A HREF="id60.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Stuff"><U><B>Funny Stuff</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id613.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Women Men Stuff"><U>Women & Men Stuff</U></A></div> <div> <B>7 Degrees of a blonde</B></div> <div> <A HREF="id788.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Oil Change"><U>Oil Change</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id616.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Darn Women Drivers"><U>Darn Women Drivers</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id795.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Punctuation"><U>Punctuation</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id615.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Three Wise Women"><U>Three Wise Women</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id557.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Blonde Joke"><U>Blonde Joke</U></A></div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=410 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> 1st DEGREE</div> <bR> <div> A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the</div> <div> morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone listened a moment</div> <div> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The</div> <div> husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman</div> <div> wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."</div> <bR> <div> 2nd DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the</div> <div> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the</div> <div> mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde</div> <div> says,"Here,let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in</div> <div> the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"</div> <bR> <div> 3rd DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and</div> <div> buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the</div> <div> door, she finds him in the arms of redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.</div> <div> She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome</div> <div> with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,</div> <div> "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"</div> <bR> <div> 4th DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly</div> <div> says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's</div> <div> the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W."</div> <bR> <div> 5th DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?</div> <div> "Is it mine?"</div> <bR> <div> 6th DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,</div> <div> she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was</div> <div> applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My Goodness!" the</div> <div> trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an</div> <div> elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer. I'm just fine," the blonde</div> <div> chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he</div> <div> surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde</div> <div> began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up</div> <div> in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I</div> <div> swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I</div> <div> swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, ma'am, 'the officer said, cutting her</div> <div> off,  "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air</div> <div> freshener swinging back andforth."</div> <bR> <div> 7th DEGREE:</div> <bR> <div> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house</div> <div> ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the</div> <div> crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit</div> <div> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer</div> <div> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,</div> <div> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog and then sat down on the steps. Putting</div> <div> her face in her hands, she moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions</div> <div> stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND</div> <div> policeman!"</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>