A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and

asks for the loan officer.  She says she's going to

Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow

$5,000.  The bank officer says the bank will need some

kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands

over the keys to a new Rolls  Royce parked on the

street in front of the bank  Everything checks out,

and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral

for the loan.  An employee drives the Rolls into the

bank's

underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks

later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the

interest, which comes to $15.41.  The loan officer

says, "We are very happy to have had  your business,

and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but

we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we

checked you out and found that you  are a

multimillionaire.  What

puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000??"

The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park

my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Finally a "Smart Blonde" joke